you should. . .go for breakfast with the coworkers

It beats working, and you'll be able to ostensibly discuss work, while instead you talk about who the boss hates the most, and whether you could get away with going home, sleeping until noon, and then showing up at work. You can't explain why, but all of this not-funny banter makes you more miserable than you usually are.

After breakfast, you do stop by your house. You turn on some music, and pretend like you'll lie down for a minute. An hour and a half later, you'll still feel miserable, but at least the work day will be shorter. Plus, you're doing better than Miranda. She stopped at the liquor store to pick up nip bottles. By the time you're at the office, she's drunk at her desk. So, be happy. You're only the second most miserable person around.