letters to vacationing co-workers week, day five

Dear co-workers,
I just wanted you all to know that today, you can feel less envious of my Herculean work ethic. Due to a late, maudlin, night and a long walk across Boulder, I am resting.
Also, I have to go watch a silly ice skating movie.

I will resume impressing you all with my feats of industrious on Monday.
That is all,
Marcel Parcells