lexicography

Gilberte: I hate work.
Marcel Parcells: That’s for shurtain.
Gilberte: yeah. . .
Marcel: Did you hear that? Check it out. I just invented a word.
Gilberte: What, shurtain? What does it mean?
Marcel: You know, like sure and certain. . .
Gilberte: It has to mean something new to be a new word. Otherwise it’s useless.
Marcel: No, I’m increasing the richness and diversity of the English language.
Gilberte: Useless.
Marcel: Fuck you.