guerilla trivia

I'm in line at the coffeeshop, and everyone puzzled. The baristas are looking expectantly at the guy next to me, who says thoughtfully, "Who did write Death of a Salesman?"
Guy next to him: I can't remember
Guy next to me: . . . (looks at me with raised eyebrows; this is what I've been waiting for)
Marcel Parcells: Arthur Miller (with confidence)

Everybody celebrates, the barista girl who likes good music throws her arms in her air and says
"ARTHUR MILLER!!!!"

I order my coffee and sit down. I am a god among men.