Happy Hours

God, I hate happy hours. I mean, I haven't been to one in a while or anything, but I was just thinking about them. I always end up sitting next to people I don't like (most people), and talking awkwardly about work, while I'd rather be chugging my way toward a pool table or even a dart game, and conversing with the few people I already know and like. "Happy hour" = false advertising (you know, because they don't make me happy). It's just like Super Size (too big!), Greenland (could be greener), and Must See TV (nope!).