you should. . .find the animalinyou

You know, it’s another inane website that promotes some lameass alternative to astrology based on some short, inconclusive quiz results.

I’m a Wildcat! RRRROOOWWWRR. It’s because I claimed I was very attractive.

They readily display their disgust and boredom as it [sic] stalk off to spend solitary time sulking.

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Wildcats are also incorrigible flirts and their feline mannerisms are attractive to members of the opposite sex. As a result, wildcats almost always get what they want -- plenty of pampering without the nuisance of a long-term mate.

That said, my friend Go just ate and slaughtered a ram. The wildcat in me thinks that’s a great idea. The rest of me feels full.