You should. . . go to the Castro on Valentine’s Day

It’s not going to make you feel better about being heterosexual, or being single. But it will let you know that gay escorts are just as aggressive as straight ones (you'll encounter at least one, and maybe up to four last night). Come to think of it, is that guy an escort, or does he just think you are?

Anyway, you’ll get a nice walk in. And you’ll definitely have to stop at the Squat and Gobble. The crepes there are delish!

p.s. Did you know there's also a restaurant called the Squat and Gobble in South Carolina? How gay of them!