Memorial Day

Some thoughts:
1. My city is awash in parachutists fighter jets, and military regalia. This makes me glad we authorized all of that extra money for Iraq. No one wants to watch a shitty parade.

2.Up to half of the American-trained Iraqi security forces might be insurgents. Sweet. Plus,

We help them in the day. They turn around at night and try to kill us.

You know, like Dracula. Spooky.
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