Whiteyana

Marcel: Indiana is the wrong name for that state.
Count: Why?
Marcel; Makes it sound like it’s owned by a bunch of Indians, and we already moved all of them to Oklahoma.
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Gilberte: Or, they’re all over in Asia, if you want to be PC about it.
Marcel: Either way, it’s not a state full of Indians.
Count: So you don’t like the name?
Marcel: Yeah, I think it should be something more appropriate, like Whiteyana.