you should. . .see the doctor

You should see the doctor for some pills. I guess you’ll have to go to the psychiatrist, but let's face it, you don’t want to pull any Tony Soprano shit, where you’re talking too much about your crimes and your family. You just want some sleeping pills, so that when you drink too much and are afraid you’ll wake up at three in the morning with drymouth drunksomnia, you can take a sleeping pill to get you the rest you deserve. So, make up some work-related stress, because you don’t want to talk about your family (those peoples are embarrassingly fucked-up!), even though this is a “safe space”. Claim you drink very little alcohol, and even less caffeine, and nobody you’ve ever met has a history of mental illness (which is for poor people and rich people, not the middle classes). The doctor will prescribe you some sleeping pills, and tell you to come back to learn some “relaxation techniques”. Take the pills. Don’t come back. Mission accomplished. The pill bottle will say not to consume them with alcohol, but that’s what they all say, right? They can’t all mean it.