9.19.2006

Violence



The FBI just published its crime statistics for 2005. Apparently, violent crime is up slightly for the first time in a little while. Time for finding a scapegoat. What do you want to blame it on? Here’s a list of suggestions:

Immigrants
Meth
Terrorists
The Republican majority
Rap music
Criminals
Sex on tv
Jews (I know, this is one that can be hard to pin on them, but I’m sure some enterprising bigot can find a way)
Lack of Christian Values
Gun laws (you can go pro or con with this one)
Scott Peterson

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