Nitpicking

I saw this mentioned on Wonkette, which provided this quote from the original article:

If they vote against gays, we know they're queer. If they're hopped up about "child porn," we can guess their internet habits. If they hold up monogamous marriage as a Christian ideal, we know they're adulterous, blasphemous fools.

While I am as alarmed as the next person at the epidemic of repression-based scandal in the GOP, I found the above statement to be a little too hyperbolic. Seems a bit categorical, is all.

So, I ask.

If they come out against gay marriage, we know they are gay married?