what I did this weekend

Watched a Midsummer Night’s Dream outside
Sweated
Went up to New Hampshire, was sunburned
Skinnydipped with a girl who had rejected me twenty minutes prior
Drank Bourbon
Broke into a school, was scared off by a baby raccoon. It purred at me.
Bicycled in the hot dark
Broke into an abandoned house. Was scared off by a homeless person. He was sleeping.
Attempted break-in to a newly constructed house. Locked.
Watched Million Dollar baby. I tried to hide my tears from my room mate, Branson.